My Handmaid

My Handmaid and I had a ritual the other day. I still feel as if it may be my fault that we have not had a baby yet. I have had an urge the last few days. It is not what one may think. I only want to play Scrabble with her. I have been very upset for some time, as if this life may not be what the Lord intended for anyone. Perhaps I shall try to conceive at night, away from all of this, including my wife, yet that is more a title than a truth. We are both unhappy, it is no secret. Why must we live like this? I am sure that it will all be sorted out soon. 

Intorduction to Me

As a start to my epic journey through life, I shall describe myself a bit. I am 56 years old, 6'0" with silver hair (wihich I would dye, if it weren't against the Almighty's will). In my spare time, I inspect the handmaid given to me. I think she is a bit creeped out by it. My worst nightmare is that I do not get a child and lose the war against the liberals. My wife shuns me and the almighty smites me.