Intorduction to Me

As a start to my epic journey through life, I shall describe myself a bit. I am 56 years old, 6'0" with silver hair (wihich I would dye, if it weren't against the Almighty's will). In my spare time, I inspect the handmaid given to me. I think she is a bit creeped out by it. My worst nightmare is that I do not get a child and lose the war against the liberals. My wife shuns me and the almighty smites me.